Poor guy
A man has escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on the top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tell his wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck,”If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds:”He wasn’t kiss my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!~”
(hahahahahahahahahahahah, really funny!~)
October 25, 2007 at 2:34 pm
It’s a ranked joke… ;p
October 26, 2007 at 7:48 am
To liciece:
Sometimes we need some ranked joke to relax ourselves, don’t you think so?
October 26, 2007 at 2:24 pm
hehe…so I’m waiting for your next joke to relax me…